New Retriever
If scientist made a retriever, would it look like this? He has no hair so he wont shed.
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He can walk upright and so wade out into the water to pick up ducks. He has good vision.
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Somebody is apt to find that to be an improvement -look at all the other ridiculous things dog breeders have called 'improvements",
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like turning nice spaniels into walking hair mops, and the lower jaw on bulldogs.
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